Le Tour de Farce
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Le Tour de Farce

Scottish Highlands, UK October 11, 2026
Distance 550 km
Elevation 11000 m
Surface Off-Road
Difficulty Moderate
TERRAIN
CLIMBING
HEAT
REMOTE

What to Expect on Le Tour de Farce

Like in the lesser known race, le Tour de France, le Tour de Farce is 4 challenges within a single event. Each day, riders will be timed between hostels and the lowest accumulated time holds the Yellow Jersey. But a series of penalties and bonuses make sure the timing isn’t as simple as speed.

There will be decorated eggs.

There will be a daily Monarch of the Mountain stage, and daily award for Young (at heart) Rider. The Green ‘sprint stage’ jersey will take place on our final day which will entail a mystery points-based off-road orienteering challenge.

We know you’ll want to remain hyper focused on the task at hand, so as well as having a bed each night, we will also provide breakfast each morning and a simple, hearty, plentiful vegan dinner each evening. We won’t tuck you in but we’ve got almost everything else covered.

Bike Setup for Le Tour de Farce

Bike Hardtail MTB
Tires 2.2-2.4" Tubeless
Cassette 10-52T
Chainring 30-32T (1x)

Plan your ride

Estimate your finish time for Le Tour de Farce with the Pace Calculator, pack right with the Packing Checklist, and prepare with the Field Manual.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How long is Le Tour de Farce?

At 550 km with 11000 m of elevation gain, Le Tour de Farce is roughly the distance of 13 marathons back to back, with climbing that adds up to more than 1.2 times the height of Mount Everest.

Estimate your finish time with the Pace Calculator →

What bike do I need?

A Hardtail MTB is the right tool for Le Tour de Farce. Set it up with 2.2-2.4" Tubeless rubber and gear it low — a 30-32T (1x) chainring and 10-52T cassette will keep you spinning on the steeper sections.

How difficult is it?

We rate Le Tour de Farce as Moderate overall. Riders should be ready for seriously technical, unforgiving terrain throughout, steadily rolling, with a healthy amount of climbing elevation gain, and cool conditions.

When does it take place?

Mark your calendar for October 11, 2026 — Le Tour de Farce's autumn timing means as conditions start cooling but daylight hours are shrinking.

What surface is it?

Surface-wise, expect off-road throughout Le Tour de Farce — 2.2-2.4" Tubeless tires are a safe bet.